mrscalypsojackson:

imperfectwriting:

wanderlusity:

tigerrcat:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

same

If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.

the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”

mrscalypsojackson:

imperfectwriting:

wanderlusity:

tigerrcat:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

same

If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.

the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”

(via simplyone)

microwavepizzaoven:

mormonvevo:

when you try your best but you dont succeed

microwavepizzaoven:

mormonvevo:

when you try your best but you dont succeed

(Source: togifs, via pterodactyl--screech)

reddiemercury:

Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something

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thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

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"

Teen Wolf is the hole-in-the-wall donut shop where you stopped off at midnight to scarf some empty calories only to realize the place is staffed by a five-star pastry chef.

And yeah, pectorals galore.

"

The Ultimate “Teen Wolf” Refresher Course - thebacklot.com (The most accurate description we have EVER seen for this show. Now I want a bear-claw.)

(Source: notanotherteenwolfpodcast, via pembroke)

astrogasmic:

Astronaut problems.

astrogasmic:

Astronaut problems.

(Source: swoz, via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

(via squidkitten)

Tags: gymnastics

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gabilliamqueen:

if i wear an outfit one day and no one important is there to see it did i really wear the outfit

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